KG's Hideaway

They were having sex. On they highway. Naked. While driving.

Our most recent trip involved going to play in a tournament in Houston (4 hrs away) and leaving there and driving straight to Atlanta (12hrs away) for the next two tournaments. So we're cruising through Alabama about 3am and see a pretty bad wreck. I made Craig stop since there were no emergency personnel on the scene. It was a pretty new F ord E xplorer that had rolled over. As I walked up to the vehicle I could see another car's headlights about 50 yards away, down the slight embankment and into the trees. There were at least 4 people standing there and I asked if anyone was hurt. They told me that there was someone still in the overturned truck. As I approached I noticed beer bottles littering the area and some still in the back of the e xplorer.

I leaned in and noticed that the woman laying there was totally nude. I mean, not a stitch of clothing on her, but her pants were laying on the street.

As I was trying to get her vitals, a man leaned in and kept asking if she was ok. He was rather frantic and the stench of alcohol was like a cloud around him. I asked him if he knew her and he said her name was Amanda something or other. He stated right off the bat that he's been drinking. I told him he needed to be quiet and quit saying that. I told him not to volunteer that information, but not to lie if the police asked. I knew it wouldn't be an issue because this guy was CLEARLY impaired. I eventually asked him to step away because I couldn't do anything with him hovering.

I checked the woman's vitals and she appeared ok except for a cut near the knee of her right leg. I asked her a few questions and she sort of moaned the answer. I don't believe her lack of clarity was the result of an injury, but rather from alcohol or drugs (though I admittedly don't have the pedigree to state that with asbolute certainty. Just my nursing school stuff.).

I then asked about the car down the embankment and they said it was a black woman inside and that she'd started walking down the freeway. I didn't know it at the time but when she walked by our car Craig got out and followed her. By the time the police got there, they'd gone about two miles down the freeway. Craig said she kept saying something about not having anything to do with the wreck and seemed really out of it. The man driving the truck said she was sitting still when he hit her.

By now, the cops cuffed and stuffed the driver. No surprise, really. (The picture is really bad because it was soooooooo dark and my settings on the camera weren't right so I had to lighten it so it clearly showed what happened).

Back to the naked woman. By this time, Ryan had gotten out of the car and came over to where I was. As I was explaining to her what had happened we turned and looked at the truck. The woman's snatch was RIGHT THERE. Her head was on the passenger side but her feet were at the driver's side and she was laying there on her back with her knees bent. Trust me, we saw everything we needed to see!! Two women who were on the scene, Daphne and Donnie, said that they pulled up just afterward but the two guys on the scene said they saw it all happen. I'm putting all this on here in case I need to remember this later.

I did show restraint and not photograph the snatch. Eww. So disgusting!