KG's Hideaway

This is getting fucking ridiculous! It's 2:51am and I am still awake. Not because I can't sleep, mind you. This time it's because my house has somehow become Grand Central-Freakin-Station in the middle of the damn night! I don't even know how this damn thing got started!

My daughter, better known as Satan's Spawn for the last 6 days (if you know what I mean... hint hint hint. God help us all and just give the girl a hysterectomy NOW!) was bitching about going to the wake and that somehow blew up into a big fight that ended with Austin (of all people) only going with us. We got back in record time after stopping at our favorite Mexican restaurant only to get home for round #2 with Ryan.

She finally calms down, has a good cry and comes into my room to watch Boston Legal, so we're thinking everything is good. We get into bed and the phone starts ringing off the hook! All three lines! Then all the cell phones start in. Then, at 1:30am Austin's ex-girl friend shows up at the house to spend the night. Holy hell. I'm exhausted. I unplugged the phones, took up all the cell phones and turned them off. I told everyone that if their phones rang on a school night again after 9pm that'd be IT. No more. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Just give me a reason. I'd love it... Here it goesssssssssss. Now I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll be able to go to sleep this time. I mean, it's only 3:01am. Let's hope.