Time to Say Goodbye
All right. the shit has totally hit the fan now. I know I've been blogging about the cleaning frenzy going on at my house but now it's seriously out of control. I've now stayed on my diet, scoured the vast majority of my house, cooked, exercised... EXERCISED!!! DO YOU HEAR ME??? I EXERCISED!!!!... Jesus, I must have bought the big one. Dementia is setting in. Or maybe it's full blown alzheimers at this point (don't you hate it when people say old timer's instead of alzheimer's? Drives me nuts!! Sorry. My A.D.D. is acting up today) Anyway... Next thing I know I'm going to take up sweing or something. Jesus H. Christ I am officially old. Shoot me now. Or just teach me how to knit and roll me into a corner. I'll be okay. Just check on me every month or so.
goodbye old friend. good bye.....
(evening edit- I'll have all you badasses know that not only did I survive the first day of my diet, I did it with well over 250 calories to spare! Yay- maybe I should have some icecream! No! Bad Kristi! Somebody needs to spank me! Please? haha!)