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11-8-05 3:53pm

I'm going to try and sneak in a nap before Ryan's game at 7 so this will be a quick post. We had a wonderful weekend at the Speedway, I didn't work it but Craig did. However we both changed over to VIP Security and it's still a cake walk compared to many of the other jobs. The race went over well and we reconnected with a fan that I'd met there about 3 years ago. He'd been inviting us to come to Kansas to hang out with them in the infield in their motorhome for the weekend. We're dfinitely going to do it next year. I love this guy and his girlfriend is an absolute gem. Fun, fun people. Speaking of Same and Cliff, here are a few of the jokes they told us this weekend before they were TOO sloshed:

Three 3rd graders are walking down the street. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde... she's 18!!!

GEOGRAPHY

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one blonde says to the other:
"Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?
"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLOOOOOO," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

Aren't those GREAT!!!!

We got another stack of college letters for Ryan and I think I finally figured out why. She can commit to any college on year from tomorrow. She can only verbally commit then and then sign on signing day her senior year, but I'm assuming that's why they're hitting her so hard. Kansas State sends letter after letter, though they've sent enough now that they have to send the rest through the highschool coach, but they give them to us. I guess they want her pretty bad. Her summer coach called us to tell us that Texas Tech is really interested in her, too. She REALLY like's Tech, so who knows.

Got my Kanye West Cd today and I'm all OVER the Gold digger song. I reccomend it to ALL!
Alright, gotta run. kdgr